Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
