You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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