How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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