Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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