But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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