Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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