i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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