Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
