I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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