Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
