I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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