Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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