i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
