This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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