He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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