Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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