Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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