You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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