Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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