We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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