Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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