We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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