If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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