My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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