And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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