Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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