I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
smell my finger.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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