How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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