I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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