Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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