She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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