I wannas sexs uuuuu
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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