have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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