we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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