I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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