My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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