I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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