okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Is it penis luge time yet?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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