WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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