is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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