Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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That's how twitter works, right?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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