woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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