im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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