So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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