Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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