he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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