I want to have your abortion
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
