i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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