i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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