garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sext me about skeletons
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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